Morgan Rozell

Nursing Student▪Wife▪Crazy Cat/Dog Mom▪ SWOSU▪Nerd▪I lift heavy things

[Josh @LoserCrew]

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

[🍒 @nedyah]

Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects is the best diss track out there. “Truth be told I miss you, truth be told I’m LYIN” that shit straight up savage

[Julie Roberts @TheJulieRoberts]

I’d sure hate to break down here,
nothin' up ahead or in the rear view mirror.

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

This pisses me off. Let’s do a poll with a very well known and already popular song vs a new song by a lyrical genius that doesn’t get much airtime because he makes ART and not radio fodder 🙄🙄

[1043MYfm @1043MYfm]

Who do you want to win tonight’s #MyMusicChallenge?! It’s @DanAndShay with #Tequila vs. @mattnathanson with #UsedToBe - VOTE HERE - @onwithmario

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

Watching old #WorldofWarcraft commercials with @KoltenRozell ... happy 3 year anniversary 😂😂

[i_amGwendolyn @dr5bludgeoning]

Guard 1:ONE OF US SPEAKS NOTHING BUT TRUTH

Guard 2:THE OTHER NOTHING BUT LIES

Wizard: ok, i know this, we have to ask..

Barbarian: *takes ax and kills the first guard*

Wizard: WHAT THE HELL

Barbarian: *to remaining guard* is he dead

Guard 2:NO

barbarian: this one liar
#dnd

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

I’m in a funk. I know it. But the thought of “getting over it” and functioning like a normal person is just... awful.

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

I need to go to the gym but human interaction beyond what I’ve had to do today makes me sick to my stomach..

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

So swosu changed their motto from “the focus is you” to “you do you” 😂😂😂

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

Aka me when I let my curly hair air dry and don’t put anything in it 😅

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

@Blizzard_Ent can we just get a complete CGI @Warcraft movie please? Because the cinematics are so damn fantastic looking 😍😍

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

@_VolleyballWill @stephanievoss16 I just want to point out that I got to see this as an early blossoming romance 😍

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

You know what makes me happy? That Bob Barker and Betty White are still alive ❤️

[Niles @River_Niles]

So we played DnD with my 11yo cousin yesterday and it was his first proper session
He had real bad luck with his dice rolls and HIS ELF JUST DIED
After a solemn pause looking over his character sheet
He writes "Jr" next to his name and proclaimes
"I AM HERE TO AVENGE MY FATHER"😂

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

And then when you graduate and have to pass an extraordinarily expensive exam to work in your field. Like we aren’t working yet how tf are we supposed to pay for this?!

[Morgan Rozell @MoRoze_]

What about RIPPED PANTS