Sam Morphett

T w e n t y F i v e • K e n t

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@JoeMullan93 @RowdenJRSG @CalvinSedenu @Joe_Bradshaw 😂😂😂

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@CalvinSedenu @JoeMullan93 @Joe_Bradshaw @SkyFootball What the hell have you been reading 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@Joe_Bradshaw @CalvinSedenu @JoeMullan93 @SkyFootball 😂😂😂 fuck Boris

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@BorisJohnson Wish your parents brought you up better than this Boris you selfish bastard.

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@HIBBERT_58 @footballtweet @btsportfootball His gonna be something special! What a touch 😱👌🏻

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@HIBBERT_58 Get to work you lazy cunt, your late 😂

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/dFPrMi5Uso

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Wooooooow really ?

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@JoeMullan93 @Lorna_Lea If I said you were shit I would be lying 🤥

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@mikeyback93 So good 👌🏻

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@mikeyback93 QT

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

When someone doesn't follow you but still checks your insta story 👀🐍

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@JoeMullan93 @mikeyback93 Was gutted when she wernt in there 😂

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

When you go into a petrol station and they say no fuel today, well clearly I didn't make it obvious enough when I stepped straight out my car and came in 🙄

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

😂😂😂😂 bro even your mother knows thats false 🙈 https://t.co/Vs0gEl711b

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@CalvinSedenu Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight 😂

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Mourinho: "We are missing Pogba"

You got beat 4-0 at the Bridge & parked the bus at Anfield last season when you had him playing, Jose!

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@tritton07 what was you saying at football earlier? 🤔

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

@JoeMullan93 @MedeirosSophie 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sam Morphett @morphett92]

Well that was a shock, credit to bolt for a hell of a career 💯