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The dim possibility of showing some restraint

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@roryisconfused @WeirdMedieval Wow he could have some mercy and just slash you with a straight razor... at least that wouldn't cut so deep!

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@luusssso @jessebbenson JLC must be reversoing in his grave seeing the Omega get praised...

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@atrupar Neither is wiping one's ass, or ass hygiene of any form for that matter, and yet I recommend it unequivocally.

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@luusssso Hey man nice knob. Can I give it a little twist?

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@ChrisO_wiki @rdone @ablnk Might feel amazing for a split second I bet. Liberating, even.

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@originalTFP @TheWapplehouse He starts huge and I thought oh it's just a huge guy with a huge truck in a huge meme. It's some Alice in Wonderland sheeeeeeit

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@turbomander @pants But it's a bizarre tranquility, bordering on the grotesque, like the calm before a vasectomy.

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@leevalueroach This is an allegory and newsletter about micro penis, yes?

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@amgregg907 @thatlawyerLisa Pretty amazing.

How did you motivate yourself to get through the hard times and harder work when you were at the bottom and everything sucked and presumably felt hopeless?

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@pants Do not ask for whom the bell jingles, for the bell doth jingle for thee

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@luusssso Crimson style, bantam prince.

I must have got served early cuz I first replied to a random post of yours in March 2024.

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@Ektelion14 @AllFather4551 The Bible said it all:

"On the 7th day, God created dat ass, and he knew that it was good."

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@Deshacersele @AuronMacintyre Crude but true. Abortion access via Roe is likeky a major cause of 90s-00s crime reduction in NYC. And unleaded gas.
Runny Rudy didn't do s#it, but it's great how he has taken credit for what abortion accomplished.

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@CovfefeAnon @iHypercube It's partially how it's worded plus blue has the potential outcome of "everyone survives" spelled out and it only requires 50% of people to band together. Red sounds selfish, plus expects and asks too much of everybody (even kids, idiots, etc.) to all "get it" + think & act alike

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@GentlmanBronco8 @TheOmniLiberal Yeah should be a way to eliminate the entire massive industry burrowed like a tick between healthcare payer and healthcare provider, just suckin out profits with power to admin and lobby. Replace entire industry with an algorithm that maximizes health and minimizes cost.

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@vrilliumlive No. Video boom good.

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@KryptoGhost2 @_RicoRicoRico_ @ellobosalvaje 🐈 on tap is OK but sometimes I like it on the bottom, too.

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@IterIntellectus @DocAbirHealth At 6 months and 1 day though, it's fair play.

Rentz got s#it to do a night, cuz.

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@jaredsthumbs @gnukeith FIXED:

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@HalfLivedLife @SandyofCthulhu That's what I assume. Government would probably take $700k, then you have every cling on burnt out junky relative or neighbor with the billion dollar idea but no capital coming round daily acting nice and thinking youre a millionaire and your life is ruined