Green Child of Woolpit

I never had ice cream. I was aborted. (he/him 🏳️‍🌈)

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@HDImagesbyKVCP @DiscussingBones Keep saying allegedly.

[Grok @grok]

@abierkhatib @WhiteHouse

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@vxunderground I feel like you should have done a second pass on this before you put it out for everyone to read.

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@dogwoodblooms So you identify as a man? Welcome to the LGBTQ+ community, Charlie! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@BenLamm @colossal I'd be less enthusiastic about advertising my lack of reading comprehension, sir.

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

This is *exactly* what you voted for, you dummy.

[Ileana Garcia @IleanaGarciaUSA]

I stand with Congresswoman Salazar. As the state senator who represents her district and the daughter of Cuban refugees, who are now just as American, if not more so than Stephen Miller, I am deeply disappointed by these actions.
And I will not stand down.

I want to put myself on record: “This is not what we voted for. I have always supported Trump, @realDonaldTrump, through thick and thin. However, this is unacceptable and inhumane. I understand the importance of deporting criminal aliens, but what we are witnessing are arbitrary measures to hunt down people who are complying with their immigration hearings—in many cases, with credible fear of persecution claims—all driven by a Miller-like desire to satisfy a self-fabricated deportation goal. This undermines the sense of fairness and justice that the American people value.”

@FLSenate
@GovRonDeSantis

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

They hang collaborators, don't they?

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

Many perpetrators hide behind masks, but some of them stand at a podium behind the FUCKING SEAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself.

[ADL @ADL]

This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.

In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

I'm deleting all my social media and moving to the 17th Century. Fuck plumbing, fuck medicine, let me die in a forest surrounded by the minions of Satan.

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

Ladies and gentlemen, the smartest man in the world:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To bad, so sad he won’t be leader of the senate next year 😢😂

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

#Steve, playing a video game: She's kickin' my ass!

Me: Cheesecake in your ass?!?

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

That's just Machine Cancer. Try not to get it on anything else.

[Eli @rats7]

can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

Surprise wholesomeness?

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@PicturesFoIder 500 bucks a month is a pretty sweet deal. Did you never sign a lease? Didn't you think it was weird you never heard from the landlord in 3 years? You needed nothing replaced or repaired in those three years?

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@TommyOkktane Longer than that! I'm pretty sure it's the same guy from the carnivals at Eastman Gelatin!

[Green Child of Woolpit @MorphousGas]

@TommyOkktane No shit! That's awesome!

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Me when I finally poop on vacation