Simon Glassman

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@mrjamesob wait till the summer, it's going to be rather pungent when it starts heating up..

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@elonmusk you okay @elonmusk ?? I'm starting to think you need to talk to someone..

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@mrjamesob are your quality control trying to get your trussed out ?

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@RebelsAnimal you will look back at this and realise how bloody stupid that was, drilling tyres on trucks come on, all you are going to do is push people away.. im all for peaceful protest but crimal damage i'm afraid isn't the answer..

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@clintwestmetal @RebelsAnimal you do know there is more than oat milk as alternative, if you don't like it, there is loads of others to try..

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@mrjamesob it seems you might get your wish of being on live while big dog goes..

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@ChubblyWarner Think you should get a couple extra just in case..🤣

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@Chain__Reaction Piles remover

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@Spaldingprop @PeterEgan6 @BeingBoycie @rickygervais @GrumpyOldRick @marcthevet @DrBrianMay @RobertLindsay @DogsTrust It's quite a well known fact that animal testing is unreliable, there is plenty of ways of testing that doesn't include animals and much more reliable.. the only reason animal testing still goes on is because it's cheaper..

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@EmmaKennedy @runwithmartin Nobody is forced to buy it? well that's correct but every time you eat meat from a fast food, takeaway or someplace outside of your purchase control then you are probably end up contributing to it.

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@tomsonthemoon Everything about it screams a scam

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@jjcromag How can you blame Google for the search result.. you would have to blame politico and all the other sites that have it as there headline not Google, all Google is going scraping websites headers arranging them into results then showing that result based on your search terms..

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@Chain__Reaction Magic Mary 29in

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@RaeliBiz @nutrition_facts Here let me correct that for you, you seemed to get it wrong..

Eat meat and die!

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@thatsmytweet0 😂

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@thatsmytweet0 erm maybe it's just you : ) plenty of things you can do with the humble kidney bean..

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@davidschneider Don't worry Boris is going to be working from home.. phew ..

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@LostOdonna @fayan_m ERM leave your phone at home??

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@mrjamesob could it be that Trumps wording of the "Chinese virus" is so they have a blame and who to go after for financial compensation..

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@helewim @ITV Crackers crack, these don't.... these are pretty damn good . I have made them a few times and never had an issue...