Linda Evans

Cheesemaker of average skill

[Harry Jefferies @Jefferies_]

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

[Jacob Rajlich @JacobRajlich]

This might be the best ad for a train museum, ever. Just incredible.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN A COUP THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I once ate a salad after completing a hedge maze and it's the most superior I've ever felt to plants. I bested them mentally and physically.

[Linda Evans @morphsfriend]

@stace_the_face @HolstaT The bloke playing squash that fell onto the racket handle and it went into his chest. I’ve never played squash since (or before).

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I was today years old.

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

What's your fun fact? Mine is that puffins are much smaller than you're picturing. No, smaller than that.

[Linda Evans @morphsfriend]

@exitthelemming Twit twoo! That bird is beautiful.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Dad loves creepy charity shop portraits. I commissioned an artist friend to paint two of the same woman only in one she's smiling. Gave Dad the other and he put it on the landing. Changed it for April Fools and it shocked him so much he fell down the stairs and fractured his arm.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

It’s now been 8 years since my daughter asked me what would happen if one conjoined twin drank Coke whilst the other was eating Mentos and I still randomly think about this question.

[daisy bard @DaisyBard]

this description is every heterosexual couple i have ever met

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m sick of this absolute lie.

[Linda Evans @morphsfriend]

@andrewhunterm @Schreiberland I love this. Nice purchase Dan.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I do a different Parkrun most weeks, and they always ask if there are any tourists in. I'm addicted to getting the applause for the furthest-travelled person. In Lancashire today, I stole the glory from an Ipswich family by yelling out "Johannesburg". I'm from Kettering

[Linda Evans @morphsfriend]

@Izzymant I like 9, cos it’s ‘clashy not flashy’

[Linda Evans @morphsfriend]

@WixKaty Such a good read. Thank you. I’m about to buy your book.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

So preoccupied with whether I could, I didn't stop to think if I should. But I did... I put Mr Blobby in Jurassic Park.