Morgan Sanford

[Matthew Fling @MatthewFling]

Netflix’s IT Department right now🔥 #NetflixFight

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

Gonna tell my kids this is Harris and Walz.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as i get anywhere:

[Christin @hexprax]

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

iced coffee makes me a nicer person

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

I haven’t slept through the entire night in 14 months…wild

[ultra @gabrimoonn]

my 4 moods when lana del rey comes on shuffle

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

going to bed early and waking up early really is the cheat code to life

[Kytursii @kytursii]

The struggle is real

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

That’s it

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

making plans: omg this will be so fun and SO GOOD for my mental health!!!!

day of plans:

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

I knew I wasn’t crazy! @mindizzle4 @paigebabb

[Pilate Hottie @longlivelaii]

Breast milk is about ~80% water. If you give them extra water they can experience water intoxication which can kill anyone (especially infants). This is super important info that isn’t common knowledge. More people should know so please spread the word!

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

“Happy Birthday, You’re only a couple years away from 30”

Me with the mindset of still being 25

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

Every night as I lay next to Kadem I look at him in awe that I made such a beautiful boy and then I analyze his feet and play with them in disbelief that those little tootsies were cooked in my belly. Like wow.

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

*customer

No one gets on here anymore anyway to even care about typos but I couldn’t just leave it and let someone think that I don’t know how to spell. So there.

[Morgan Sanford @morrggannS]

When I win the Mega Millions tonight @PoshPeanut is about to have a favorite costumer.