Barry Morris

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

#sweepstakes #weartherainbow

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

#Sweepstakes THIS IS THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! YOU can be our big ad this year by wearing this swanky SKITTLES merch! RETWEET with #Sweepstakes #WearTheRainbow for a chance to win!

No Purch. Nec 50 US/DC 18+. Ends 2/12/2021 11:59 PM EST. Rules: https://t.co/dPoSHcHnRL

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

#Sweepstakes THIS IS THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! YOU can be our big ad this year by wearing this swanky SKITTLES merch! RETWEET with #Sweepstakes #WearTheRainbow for a chance to win!

No Purch. Nec 50 US/DC 18+. Ends 2/12/2021 11:59 PM EST. Rules: https://t.co/dPoSHcHnRL

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Has anyone else drove down your neighborhood street after passing your house, just to blast Christmas music while your wife vibes to it while she’s drunk? #Marriedlife #thebestlife

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people around you

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

The world's just a hospice with fresh air

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza

[LeShawn Jerman @warloc6]

Who wants to go to every game at New Era Field? I purchased 2 additional Season Tickets and I want to bless a fellow Bills fan. The seats are located in Section 121 Row 16 Seats 7-8. Lower level seats right above the tunnel. Retweet this and I will pick 1 winner tomorrow at 3pm!

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Signed up for my company’s 401k, but I’m nervous because I’ve never ran that far before

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Nicolas Cage is the Chad Kroeger of acting

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn’t be so bad if if it was the full song... instead of the same 10 second loop

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

When you’re at a Titanic party, apparently it’s extremely frowned upon to ask to hold someone’s baby

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Pro Tip: Add garlic powder to your popcorn. Actually, add garlic to everything.

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

“Welcome to the thunder dome, Bitch”

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college. I don’t think I can ever repay you

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

Does anyone actually say NO when they offer you chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant?

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

The romaine empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray.

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

$5.25 later and only one out of 4 machines worked, @misutochows needs to step their game up

[Barry Morris @morris_barry]

I don’t know if this is a scam, but I just got a text that said I won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute show. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show