Morris The Spider

No relation to Boris. Underneath your skirting board.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@liamgallagher Twat!!

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@1rorycowan Hey Rory... is it true you have a fourteen inch flute?

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@CommutingDublin @CaseyPeterJ @Fill3rup The Fairyhouse Grand National?

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

If any of you voted for @CaseyPeterJ then hang your head in shame!
This is the guy who kept the beach open on Amity Island even though HE KNEW there was a killer shark in the water!
#EuropeanElections2019 #PeterCasey

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This interview should tell you all you need to know about Boris Johnson, as Eddie Mair says "a nasty piece of work"

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@liamgallagher If it’s as shit as your previous albums, NO!

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@joannecallinan @PeterCasey He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I hope he gets nowhere in tomorrow’s vote because he’s exactly the opposite of what this country needs.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@mrgenius7997 @joannecallinan Indeed. The more, the better.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@joannecallinan That’s true Joanne. But Peter Casey is an exceptional case. The man is clearly a lunatic who doesn’t deserve any of the attention he gets. We need a lot less of this divisive hate mongering in the world today and a lot more unity and cooperation.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@1rorycowan @philipnolan1 Ah here!

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@CaseyPeterJ You’re more likely to emulate The Chuckle Brothers!

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@AshJ_life @CaseyPeterJ He’s a nutcase!

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@philipoconnor

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@DamianOBrien @CaseyPeterJ Is he on drugs or what?

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@DamianOBrien @EmmaMurphy12150 @greenparty_ie @saoirse_mchugh I’ve just reported some of her misleading and offensive tweets to Twitter. That’s the only way to deal with people like that.
On the plus side though: Saoirse McHugh was the clear winner of last night’s debate. Let’s hope she’s a winner again after Friday.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@EmmaMurphy12150 @greenparty_ie @saoirse_mchugh Emma, You and your like should be consigned to the dustbin of history. You are utterly vile!
People like Saoirse McHugh are the future for this country, and that gives me hope.
And you know what the best thing is? You’re bubbling with incandescent rage because you know it’s true.

[Morris The Spider @morris_spider]

@1rorycowan The Israelis... a great bunch of lads, eh?

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@Lord_Sugar @corratec_1990

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

If a dove inhales
helium, it can lead to
making a high-coo