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[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

May you never stay with a person who needs you to stay small so their average can still feel special.🙏

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

Fear wealthy womanizers.
They can go to any length to get any lady they want. They can even do a small introduction on your head just to sleep with you and go. 😭

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

May you never be the one still explaining the same wound while they pretend it’s the first time they’ve heard it.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

You’re tired already? Nah, don’t stop yet. What if you’re actually closer to your breakthrough than you think?

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

As a lady with a big butt, you’ll attract a lot of unserious men. If you’re not careful, you might find yourself entering the hookup scene without even realizing it.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

This is the time you’re supposed to be having sweet family moments with your spouse and your little one… but you said marriage is a scam. 😭

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@NewTothissX 😂😂😂

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

Which one hits different: a clean home or a peaceful home?

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

You won’t see a woman telling her son to spend on his girlfriend. Instead, she’ll say, “Make sure you take very good care of your wife.”

Women know what’s right—only when it concerns them. Do with this information whatever you like.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@Adebanjofuioly Omor💔

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

Do you know there are people who have never received a birthday gift in their lives before? 😭

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

The day you angrily tell your wife to “shut up” may be the day she stops telling you many things that actually matter. Some words can silence a person long after the argument is over.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

As you never see food chop this evening, imagine say you don marry Wetin you for give your wife chop.😫

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

You see two people who talk so badly about each other behind their backs in your presence, but the moment they see each other, they laugh, smile, and check on each other. Some people are really fake, bro.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

some people date for economic relief and call it love.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@OnyedikachiTha2 Fr bro

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

May you never keep a relationship alive just so you don’t have to admit you wasted years on the wrong person.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

Some people apologize for the symptoms but never touch the disease. That way, they keep you stuck, making it difficult for you to walk away.

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@davido Oya oya let the poor breath 😫

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@john322226 They go dig post from 2010 😫

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@dammiedammie35 If Iceking no win Grammy peller no go rest 😂

[Samaritan 👳🌹 @morrisjoseph01]

@DanielRegha No be you go tell us wetin to believe Mr Daniel 😫