Date: honestly how are you still single?!
*thinks to self: well I need a man over 5'11" with no baggage, likes to drink, fit but not so much that it makes me self-conscious, ambitious, honest, compassionate, can tolerate moderate crazy & likes dogs"
Me: honestly I have no idea
.@BarackObama and I are so proud of @KingJames and @IPROMISESchool. Kids in Akron and across the US are lucky to have you as a role model on and off the court. Keep using your platform for good and giving our kids a chance to shoot for the stars. 🌟🏀 #ReachHigher#BetterMakeRoom
Just saw a co-worker and asked "what are you doing with that plate of cocktail garnishes, are you making mojitos?!" and she said it's something called a "salad"
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VACCINES DO NOT
CAUSE AUTISM, BUT
IN ANY CASE, AUTISM
WOULDN’T BE WORSE
THAN THE DEATH OF
YOUR CHILD
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Sending positive vibes to all the women in LA right now for “Bachelor” final casting weekend. In a couple months, you’ll begin your journey and meet all your new BFFs to go to Coachella and compete for Instagram followers with. Good luck!
I feel like at this point I can just start a business making up captions for instagram models cause yall have some beautiful pictures and some busted stupid ass captions
I love @DDLovato so much. It breaks my heart that she is going through this. She is a light in this world, and I am sending my love to her and her family.