Christian

Very reasonable highly qualified

[Christian @Morrison4_]

Stop putting your whole life on the internet

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Sure. I'll retweet that

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

i promise i’m not saying it’s biased one way or the other but i’m very sure you have to waste a challenge on this and then get a tech for being upset

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: Oklahoma City Thunder's Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has won his second consecutive NBA Most Valuable Player award, becoming the 14th player in league history to win back-to-back MVPs, multiple sources tell ESPN.

[abdi 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 @abditmr]

what do you even say about the team with the largest FT differential over the last 5 seasons doing something like this

[Underdog @Underdog]

The Oklahoma City Thunder have now played 16 games since March 17.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has missed ONE Q4/OT shot over that span.

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

Blasphemy? Trump just shared this image of himself as Shai-Hulud, maker of the world

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[𝙕𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙢 @ZChumYT]

We are so back

[the giant @chaser_bait]

“degenerate” drinkers are not paying $19 for a cocktail, we’re in the store doing ABV x Volume ÷ Price

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

I'm not suicidal but this hurts and I am going to kell myself

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[doomer @uncledoomer]

beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THUNDER BOUNCE BACK IN GAME 4, 128-126 ⚡️

1 WIN AWAY FROM A TRIP TO THE FINALS 🍿🔥

[Voja @VojaMedic]

Stat padding these open shots

[The Behemoth @thebehemoth]

We used to be enemies. We used to destroy the world around us. Now, we create! Introducing… the Castle Crashers Painter Boss Paradise DLC, coming soon to Steam! 🎨

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: SGA DESERVED MVP.

[ness @spiderburial]

non americans don’t realize how small the united states really is

[chet holmgren @ChetHolmgren]

Rare skip W