Benjamin S Morrison

Writer | Louisianan | Host of The Writer’s Forum on @wrbh883

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Every time you ignore one of my tweets by not liking it, this is who you are bullying!

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@Streetcar89 This reference will likely be lost on you, but I must...

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@Seb__flyte1 OMG, my great-aunt in MA was so mad at Joe Kennedy III when he ran in that Senate primary. It was funny. She was saying he needed to wait his turn! Also, I highly doubt Jack gives up after this loss. I imagine he'll run for something else sooner rather than later.

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Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

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Meal-prepped 4 servings of boy kibble just now. Look out I’m get lean this summa

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Saw a guy in an Old Row shirt, which made me nostalgic for the days when sorority girls wrote articles for The Odyssey titled things like “Why Being A Babysitter Has Better Prepared Me to Work for KPMG than any Econ Class”

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@notjacktwist Try crime podcast where he investigates his grandmother’s murder?

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@BackCreekBoy1 Price?

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The problem with this take is that these people never have a good answer when you ask about children who have a parent die. Should the children of a widow be taken away from her so that they can be raised by a mother and father?

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Yesterday, University of Arizona women’s head basketball coach Becky Burke announced that her “wife” was pregnant.

As you can imagine, raising a second child without a father & cosplaying parents caused some backlash. Somehow they were shocked by this…

Let me be VERY clear, a child deserves a father & a mother. If you are in a gay “marriage,” you’ve forfeited the right to be a parent. Marriage was designed by God for one man & one woman. Theresa specific call to “be fruitful and multiply”, which can only happen in that design.

Parenting isn’t about “representation” for the LGBTQ community. If that’s your motivation, you’ve already failed as a parent. You’ve made it about YOU & your LGBTQ community. The child is just a pawn for your political activism.

Lord have mercy on these children.

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I just love that there is a restaurant in Louisiana called Swamp Chicken Daiquiris.

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The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

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@maponus_ She was famously American

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I have been sent that “Sluts Are Born In June” cookie cake meme at least 6 times this week!

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@BackCreekBoy1 So romantic!

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Lottie on Ladies of London is an unsung hero. She’s so great!

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@jms_tny I love her so much

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@BackCreekBoy1 Also I am a real twin he just died!

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@BackCreekBoy1 DRAG ME

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