Gina Morrone

i actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl

[Mary @MaryJackalope]

I can’t allow my husband to see any of these videos. He’ll leave me for the sea

[🦅Roll Philly Dawgz🦅 @RollPhillyDawgz]

I almost feel bad for what he’s about to do to CBs next year🤣

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

GO BIRDS DH

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Maxey* @Philly_ASA]

Sixers fan

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the NBA actually does have an answer for Wemby but he plays in the Eastern Conference and is injured for 90% of the year.

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

my future daughter is gonna be pissed when i name her cristopher sanchez.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

This might be the greatest game in P00P history

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

see yous tomorrow ❤️

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” my favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[ann @annnniethuy]

Me at all times:

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

This might be the best sequence of Sixers basketball I've seen in recent memory. Euphoric.

Whatever you're doing, stop for a minute to watch this. Trust me. 🔥👇

[RB @RBPhillyTake]

Back-to-back plays of behind the back passes for slams might be the sequence of the year.

This is insane.