morrowland

devout Gaytheist, 7th-Day Agnostic, Jehovah's Witness Protection, tabloidism disciple, sometime paranoid with an overly cinematic mind, ex-NYC Southern dude

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@BrandiGlanville 🍯

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Plant Based News @PlantBasedNews]

Did you see the 'This Morning' segment on plant-based milks? If you're in the UK you can lodge a complaint about this blatant misinformation.

See the thread to find out how👇

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@BBJayZABCD @hm_montes @Sufistarz Missed u. Off twitter for a yr, severe heart attack. Gave me 6 months — a yr ago. Beating the odds. Ur my inspiration Elizabeth! Love!!!

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

my iCloud every 3 seconds:

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rachel dolezal: https://t.co/9tEJH24Z6g

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without sound it looks like sutton just farted really bad

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Bradley and Laura’s limo driver in #TheMorningShow

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when someone asks if i speak morse code

[Reality Wives @realitywives]

Every time I see Erika Girardi, all I see is Leona Helmsley #QueenOfMean #RHOBH

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Kardashian virgin here too. i barely want to keep up with myself.

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

Who’s with us?

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cant sleep wondering if carlton gebbia voted for brexit

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dorit kemsley is a rogue android from the future

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me in amsterdam selecting a strain of weed