mort

The lofi beats to study to girl is my spirit animal. Software Engineer—UW Seattle CS Alum Sometimes flies planes I seek conflict. 「有頂天」

[mort @mort_dev]

HOLY FUCK ATLUS COOKED

[Yori @Yorishiriamori]

@parmderp Bowie knife99 when you think youre in first place

[mort @mort_dev]

@SH4RKBYT3CEO Confirm its the same in thailand

[mort @mort_dev]

@popitforpoppa

[Carola @TheCarolos]

Es el vídeo más triste que he visto en toda mi vida.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

i’ve never read this book and never will but from what i gathered the moral is that you sometimes have to slime out your day 1s and honestly that’s kinda real

[mort @mort_dev]

@wookash_podcast @michaelstolarz @ThePrimeagen He ships condescending tweets

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I don't like when someone passes away and they announce it like "John lost his battle with cancer." I don't care if I'm dead. don't ever gas my opps

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

the haters claiming nintendo games never go on sale are real quiet rn 😏

[mort @mort_dev]

@tolfdog watching people drive on the wrong side of the road is very amusing

[mort @mort_dev]

@S3archerAnon @scaling01 Definitely not a first year assignment, but I remember doing the same thing except using lisp for class

[アイメロ @yy30238508]

🎆🎆🎆ちいかわ🎆🎆🎆

[mort @mort_dev]

@ruicharadrius bro using the hasan build

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Women study to become an RN but I was born one

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[mort @mort_dev]

@KaraBharat mf this is so ass

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[mort @mort_dev]

If i ever fall in love with a br*tish girl just take me out back and put me down like old yeller im serious take me out of my misery

[mort @mort_dev]

@speech_ka_ @softminus @ded_ruckus the boke would be the rage baiter tsukkomi is the rage baited