Mort The Knocker

Knock knock bitches #ThePartyAtRitas

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#ThePartyAtRitas come and knock on my door

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@DorianHavill @AelinInDaHouse @MrSamCortland Y’all have a nail up your ass for centuries and see how pleasant you are.

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@Tamtamspringrol

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@DorianHavill @MrSamCortland Not Sam because he’s dead. Get over yourself

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@DorianHavill @MrSamCortland Knock knock

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@Tamtamspringrol

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline Well I may be thankful. Don’t get used to it tho

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline You try being left on a door as long as I have and see how light you are 😒

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline Well then we shall have fun at the front door 😂

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline I will be greeting guest as they walk in so you will have to get my drinks. And I’m gonna need a straw. And you to lift it to my mouth

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline Well if you’re drunk I might be able to tolerate you

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@AelinInDaHouse @AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @TheRealEvngline

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@AzrielsFangirl @LysTheGhostLeop @skinwalker_sex @AelinInDaHouse @TheRealEvngline Do I get a task to do for this wedding?

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Got wood? I do. Come by and see me sometime. #ThePartyAtRitas

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@AlisKnowsBest @AmrenNightCourt @FireDickFoxBoy Does she know #ThePartyAtRitas

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@AmrenNightCourt @FireDickFoxBoy Apparently someone named Nadine. Pay attention. Geez. Who dat?

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@AmrenNightCourt @FireDickFoxBoy Did someone say door? Knock knock

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@skinwalker_sex I don’t have skin you idiot

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@QueenVassa #ThePartyAtRitas

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@AelinInDaHouse I like it. Stfu