┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⋆.˚ 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 ─── 𝚘𝚏 𝗺͟𝗮͟𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 ⋆ ꒷꒦

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

⠀ ⁎ ⠀ ݁ ᭝ 𝖍ᴀᴠᴇ 𝖺 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 , 𝐦͟𝐢͟𝐬͟𝐞͟𝐫͟𝐲
⠀⠀⠀ 𝗹ᴏʀᴅ how 𝗶’𝘃𝗲 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝙮𝙤𝙪

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

No I’m Ivan.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

YOURE USELESS

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

You sound perfectly healthy to me .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

( cough, cough )

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I don’t believe it .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

well i gotta cold so bring my prescription

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

IM NOT THE ONE USING IT. THATS FOR PATIENTS. WITH COLDS.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

YOU FIRST

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

RUDE . TONE DOWN ON THE CRACK COCAINE USAGE .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

THEN SHUT UP

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

AM NOT .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

well YA ACTIN LIKE IT!

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I would NEVER dream of having that done to you.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

BITCHED OUT FOR CRACK COCAINE USAGE ???

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

ITS LIKE YA WANT ME TO GET BITCHED OUT

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT ?? THE COCAINE ?????

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

SHADDUP I SWEAR TO GOD

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

CRACK ??? ITS THE CRACK COCAINE YOU WANT ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT ????

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

that’s the quiet part keep ya voice down

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

What about crack

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

What if yknow … hypothetically I wasn’t allowed back in the walmar .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

fine! i’ll give you the cash and *you go buy it!

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

That sounds like a you problem .

It’s either hummus or I’m keeping my spare spleen in the fridge again .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

‘cause i live ALONE! IM NOT PLANNIN’ TO GO SHOPPIN’ AT THE RATE THAT YOU EAT MY SHIT!

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

🧍👖

Cliff ,,, I fear you have run out of hummus . Why is your fridge empty .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

wh— GOD FUCKIN’ DAMMIT! PUT SOMETHIN’ ON! I’M TRYIN’ TO WATCH JEANNIE AND HAVE A FAST TIMES DAY DREAM AND YA DICK IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT!

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I’m not being sentimental , I’m being pantless . 🧍👖

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 @ETERNALSHOWMAN]

i feel like ya always are in a pantless time of life— why are ya bein’ sentimental?

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I met you at a very pantless time of my life btw @ETERNALSHOWMAN

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

⠀⠀⠀“ that sounds like something a liar would say— ”

[︶꒷꒦︶ᴮʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵 ๋࣭ ⭑ @ALTAGRAZlA]

@mortaliitas —

“Sir, for the third time I do not have your spleen nor do I know where to find it.”

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

**FOUND. IM SO SORRY IM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

gOOD EVENING

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I GOUND MY PANTS