Kenneth Smith

Programmer, world builder, and forever DM. | he, him

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

It me.

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

#dnd thoughts: Signs you might be an Orc

-Big arms for hugging

-No fear around large animals. Larger the animal larger the friend

-They are the person that will go somewhere with you if you're too scared to go alone

-Thiccer than a snicker. Absolute units.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@S1ntho @VividVivka Also, my point is still valid, horrendous to you I guess. Fine to me. So to each his own.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@S1ntho @VividVivka Apparently that's what you were talking about, but your original post just said "when the woman looks hot" I assumed you meant the real life woman the in-game model is based on because...the game model...isn't a woman? It's a computer generated creation based off one...

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@S1ntho @VividVivka Deborah Ann Woll isn't hot? I been swooning over this lady since the second I saw her in Daredevil.

Different tastes I guess...

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka @NoctisBoys Seriously. Completely agree. I used to say something about liking looking at the girls better but the truth is the ladies get the best mods, the best armor, the best costumes, whatever. I like playing dress up! Dudes just get recolors.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka The reactor video I watched this called it "Mom of War" and I was like yes, she's bad ass. I want to play this more than God of War.

And I haven't played a God of War game since the first one. The world, the gameplay and fighting they showed... just everything was amazing.

[Courtney Miller Updates @comillpage]

March 27th: “hair reveal!” Courtney shares new haircut on instagram!

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Sounds great. I'll bring some popcorn too.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@ScarletSpeeds16 My 90s crush

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Honestly, I used to count this as a hobby and I even had paid membership to my local theater and went at least once a month and enjoyed myself.

Then Covid happened, and people/crowds really ramp up my anxiety now. I went with my now ex at one point and had a panic attack. 😞

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka You're rich!

Sorry, can't help joking, otherwise I'd be really sad because that sucks.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Dislike watermelon.
Love watermelon flavored things.
Strawberries are good.
Strawberry flavored things are the best.

Those are the two I can think of. :D

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Well you look like a snack! Wait...

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Hmm Hades, Skyrim, and Stardew. So when do we become best friends? 😆

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@ecnal_hq @CriticalRole I dunno, I bet BLM might keep the tradition alive. Or he'll have something just as good. The D20 crew starts with something funny like that and ends with a quirky line as well.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Wait? I'm baby girl? I...I need to think about some things.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka I love CR, but I've always kind of bounced off the show, not able to stay still for 4 hours a week without being behind. I try to keep up with the story though. I love the idea of the new format and I'm loving the intro Brennan gave. I can't wait until the stories crossover.

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@VividVivka Why would you do this to me?

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@LuckyBonez

[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

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[Kenneth Smith @mortambo]

@BDaveWalters It's funny how people call these poverty nachos. My grandparents remembered them as the original nacho. My grandpa cubes Cheddar and puts a single cube and jalapeño slice on each chip and microwaves them.

Still not the greatest thing for you but highly recommended.