++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++

𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊-𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐.ᐣ

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

—

𝐀𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛,
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐦,
𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞

𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐍𝐓

—

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ dude. i'm serious.
throw something.

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟��͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

. . . ( snort )

yeah okay

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ okay lady.
i'm gonna stop you right there.

i'm extremely badass.

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

I’m more than that, baby. Specials just a nice word for being a little different, but everything you can do is child’s play.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Tragic, really.

Why would you even have a sorted past? Are you 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 too?

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

Not even worth a mention in the blurb.

You’re colorblind clearly

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Tragic backstory stuff?

You're so jealous, sooooo jealous. You're geeen.

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

I ain’t wanna talk about it.

HA! I ain’t got shit to be jealous of from you.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀���

⠀⠀ they're still giving reward money for bringing in weirdos like you. ❞

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ Pfft! It's a bit late to be begging for mercy. ❞
She said. Very sure of herself. Very unaware of what was happening.

She grabbed the drone by the leg and started to drag them back and away. Vaguely in the direction of the city.

❝ Jail time. Hopefully ++

⠀⠀

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

—

“I can hanndle it! I got it! Please!”

She yells to something hidden in the trees.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ YIELD, and maybe I'll take you Arkfield where you can think about your life choices! ❞

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒔𝒔𝒔—
She'll self-immolate later . . .

❝ That's not 𝗔𝗟𝗟 I can do.
Watch this! ❞

She held up her left fist which, of course, burst into orange flames. She then proved it was not incorporeal by hitting them a few times with it. +

⠀⠀

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

— an irritant.

“You came HERE! YOU GOT ALL UP IN MY STUFF! AAARRGGHHHFFHHH!!”

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ of me and start fighting FAIR! ❞

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ Maybe you deserve it! ❞

She struggled with Parris, unable to break the stalemate. She was surprisingly strong, but the drone was... gross and it was hard to get a good grip to keep the mouth from biting her.

❝ I'm gonna burn you if you don't— DON'T GET OFF +

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

—

The drone however fought like a drunken raccoon.

“YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME RECYCLED!!”

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ i'm so cool,
everybody loves me.

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ AH?! ❞
She exclaimed in shock! She wasn't very chewy but the drone had a good chance of breaking skin...
Which is why her flames guttered out as her hands grabbed it's greasy hair.

❝ Let go of me! Lil' freak- freaker! ❞

Spider all but forgotten.

⠀⠀

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

The spider weaved through the trees, taking on burns from the assault.

“Wait—! Don’t kill my spider! I only have the one!”

The drone threw herself at the others feet, attempting to bite her shin.

Meanwhile the spider tried to make its way closer.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Oooooh-
Yeah? You guys have history huh? What'd she do to ya?

I'm not. You're so jealous.

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

‘Ms. S?’ The tired ol’ quack will give anyone with even the slightest bit of talent attention. What’s ya trick? Spinning plates?

You’re annoying.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ accident given her statement earlier.

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ Hahaha— ❞
She dropped into some kind of prepared stance, and raised both hands this time.

❝ I've been looking for a fight like this! ❞

The space between her outstretched hands got hotter and hotter until a flamethrower-like jet of flames shot from her +

⠀⠀

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

— consisting of skinless and twisted limbs launched itself from the treetops at the intruder while the drone continued to shriek.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ outstretched fingertips.
While already hot, the stream of flames got hotter and more focused as she kept it going.

It was, of course, lazily aimed at the creature coming at her... but the fact that it did a pass on the woods in the meantime surely wasn't an +

⠀⠀

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Because you're soooo jealous of Ms. S AND all the attention she's giving me.
And who wouldn't want to hang out with me? I'm awesome... ☺️

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

why the hell would I want to hang out with someone as annoying as you? stop calling me weird!

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ You're sooooo weird???
If you wanted to hang out or something you could have just asked?

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

my bad if I want you to have personal freedom. ya know what, go for it. get involved with the doc. you’ll regret it later, if ya ain’t too brainwashed to even know about it.

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ Spells? Pfft! Yeah you wish this was magic. ❞

With that, she stepped forward and pitched the small fireball directly at their chest.

❝ Batter up freak! ❞

⠀⠀

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝. @WrathIsGreed]

From (her spine??) she pulls a short spear. Though she holds it wrong.

This one is in lower management, not a warrior.

“I said leave, and take your filthy spells with you… you… you don’t wanna be here when my boss arrives.”

[++ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐑 ++ @MORTARBLASTED]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀ Are you?
You are sounding just as weird as you say she is right now.

⠀⠀

[𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝑮͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑳 ⋆ @GXNPOWDCR]

That’s so fucking rude—

I’m trying to help you.