Mortimer the Plagued

plagued with being the best basketball player on the court

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@Brojnarowski2K LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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@Brojnarowski2K I’m a viable option and my 2 rebounds in the Rec the other day prove this

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I’m lowkey a center

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@Brojnarowski2K @MrCheekman Just teammates messing around you can clearly see they’re joking

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@Brojnarowski2K @JTReboundGod Not enough plague on the court

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@MrCheekman @Brojnarowski2K Ṯ̴̺͑̋̍͝ẖ̷̫̲͐̊ê̶̱̣̬̙̬̚ ̴͈͍̱̖̅p̷͇͉͒̐̓l̸̩̪̤̽a̵͉̔̀̍͘͝g̶̫͒u̵͈͓̅͠e̷̡̱͎̻͌̈́̚ ̵̹̥̮̫̂̀i̷͇̦͑̎̈́̄s̶̭̟̀̓̏̈́ ̷̺̱̙̒̀̎ć̸͍̞̄̈̍̈o̸̡͛m̸̹̹̽̅͠͝͝ī̸̫̲̥͈ͅn̵̢̘͕̥͌̅g̴̩͖̊̉̈͐ ̷͕͓̠͗́́̚f̶̨̟̝̑o̸̞̫͉͉̓̆͐͜r̴̟͍̭̘͆̚̚ ̷̫̹̞̬̾̂̂͠ͅy̵̟̦̦̏̀ö̷̪͖́̚͝ủ̸̫̤̏̌ͅ

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@Brojnarowski2K Are you mocking my illness?

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Bringing the plague to a basketball court near you 🔜🏀 #FallIsComing

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Official Statement regarding former Monsters Inc. player Micro Peaness:

https://t.co/2kSXsdNOfs

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For #MyTwitterAnniversary I’m asking @Ronnie2K for a copy of 2k23 so I can get back on the court

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Working hard to get back on the court 💪🏼

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@XboxGamePass @NBA2K let’s set up a meeting and end this nonsense. This boycott can’t last forever! Give the fans what they want

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@RealChipBayless Always a pleasure chip!

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@RealChipBayless Awesome tweet chip

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@Brojnarowski2K @RealChipBayless Don’t make me have beef with you too broj, I’ve clarified the situation and it’s been dealt with

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@RealChipBayless Alright chip. I’ve had enough of this. You look like sha abbas poop after thanksgiving dinner, laxatives included. You couldn’t score a basketball if someone put a trampoline in front of the hoop with a mini ball. I could have beaten you 1 on 1 when I was 4

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@Brojnarowski2K I’m thankful for @retrobowl it’s more important than my basketball career