✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎

𝑵𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘. 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 // PARODY @Extemporex ♡︎

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆

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[ً @warswept]

have you ever been in love? horrible isn't it? it makes you so vulnerable. it opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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i need to calm down, it’s not that deep is it🧍🏼‍♀️

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[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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if i have to make ONE MORE cake that’s just plain with words on the top i will lose it

PLEASE BE MORE CREATIVE WITH CAKE IDEAS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE

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[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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if i have to make ONE MORE cake that’s just plain with words on the top i will lose it

PLEASE BE MORE CREATIVE WITH CAKE IDEAS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE

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[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“you were only the favourite until i came along”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

He poked her side. "I was the favourite long before all of you—"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“… we got any olives and cream cheese?”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Okay what would you like instead?"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“ha! sucks to be the least favourite i guess”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"You know he's never cooked for me right?"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“it sounds like a texture nightmare”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"But it tastes nice "

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“it’s an … odd combination”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Was i not meant to?"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“you tried his chicken alfredo? i’d eat it everyday if i could”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"I didn't even know he could cook as good as he did to be honest."

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“you’ve mixed chocolate and jelly”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Are you sure it's actually really nice."

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“no, no he doesn’t”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"Never had Sarah's touch when it came to baking."

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“… yeah i actually don’t want any-“

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

Grinning "it's a layer of biscuit with chocolate spread and them sprinkles and then a raspberry jelly." He has a sweet tooth remember.

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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raising an eyebrow

“i don’t know-“

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Guess— go on"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“and he does so extremely well. baking on the other hand …”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"He cooks though."

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“what is it?”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Much better you may have some"

Cutting her a slice of the treat he was making.

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“i love steve. but he can’t bake for shit”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"Yeah don't want that — though I'm sure Steve will help out if he could "

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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smiling, pressing 2 pecks to lips lips

“that better?”

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

Puckering his lips "two kisses." That's a currency right?

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“definitely criminals running from the law. and real pushy”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"Define insane?"

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“how much?” raising an eyebrow

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[𝕾𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗥●𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 @Extemporex]

"Itll cost ya" he hummed

[✡︎ — 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 @morteemcorvus]

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“the bakery is fine, thinking about hiring some help but i swear everyone who comes in for an interview is insane”

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[𝕭𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗦 @Albaxlupus]

"Annnnyway what's new with you? How's the bakery?"