Anthony Britton

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

@DAVID_FIRTH All if us in my department love Salad Fingers and we dress him up for every holiday!

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

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[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

If you guys still think 2020 is bad remember: NAS (Nerve Attenuation Syndrome) will ravage the planet next year.

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Anything garage door related they can handle. (Without charging an arm and a leg)

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Some of y'all don't realize this is thirsty work making holy smoke and it shows...

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Got to meet my personal hero James O'Barr. Creator of The Crow.

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Finally made it out to @MissionBBQ .
All I can think is why didn't I go sooner.

[Rammstein @RSprachrohr]

Stand out in the crowd with the classic Rammstein flags!

RammsteinShop ► https://t.co/yYdIQ33fh9
US RammsteinShop ► https://t.co/xGRGGmqj55

[Arby's @Arbys]

Listen to her purr! Have you ever heard anything so sweet?

[Arby's @Arbys]

It's the ultima lineup

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Don't care what the negative Nancy's say. Looking forward to the Jumanji sequel.

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

@fjamie013 James. This random guy joined us for our zombie experience. Can you get rid of him? He's the one in the white shirt.

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

@BungieHelp What about not receiving clan engrams?

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

@MrHaro654 @BungieHelp Right? Where's my fix for not getting a single engram for any if my clan activities, but my admin and rest of clan got them just fine.

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Years of ambidextrous masturbation have prepared me for driving with a power steering leak

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

That moment when you forgot if you have the mach3, mach3 turbo, fusion, or fusion power and you have to buy a new razor instead...

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Using the foundry I learned to make from #thekingofrandom. Guys check him out. @GrantsProjects https://t.co/k9YfvOqcPW

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

End of January feels close with this

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

Turn up the beef

[Anthony Britton @morthaeus]

#NowPlaying Get To The Choppa by Austrian Death Machine ♫ https://t.co/cnzlqXDYtR