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@BrandyinBikinis Yes

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 25 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

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Why do I always fuck things up ffs

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Well at least I know where I stand 👍

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

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@LimeLoverIan @roberthall141 I agree really could do with a Nando’s

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What a great way to start the year by waking up in hospital cos apparently I fell over

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You love to see a police chase through drivethru at 2 o’clock in the morning

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I’m actually looking forward to watching Manchester United now, let’s see what the future holds now for this club

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Official. Ralf Rangnick has been appointed as new Manchester United manager. 🔴 #MUFC

“Following this period, Ralf and the club have agreed that he will continue in a consultancy role for a further two years”, club statement confirms.

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

THE GROUP OF DEATH WAS SO DEADLY NO ONE SURVIVED LOL

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To any football fan them last 3 games were all over the place would’ve liked to have faced Hungary though

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Fuming is an understatement

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If you come to maccies during lockdown you’re a fucking idiot

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It’s kind of mad how my mates has spent more on my birthday than my actual mum 😂😂

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So that’s the tattoo booked, November can’t come soon enough

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Fucking knew it was too good to be true, might as well get mug tattooed on my forehead

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When you tell someone to stop camping on dead by day light 😂😂

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Once again streaming come say hi https://t.co/teTWY6mPEp

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Back streaming https://t.co/teTWY65eMR

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What a fucking prick you ruin my uncles life and you get away with it