MJ

Mostly on here just to lurk and retweet.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

I'm nominated in the Austin Chronicle reader poll for best cartoonist in Austin and you should vote for me probably https://t.co/WhGReOPrCG

[Former Striking Knights & Nobles @knightsonstrike]

In response to repeated violations of federal labor law by Medieval Times, we have walked out ahead of our second performance of the day. We will not return to work until we reach an agreement with the company on how they will address these unfair labor practices.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

MSNBC and the Sunday morning news shows have completely ignored the Ohio chemical derailment. I wrote about how the disaster has been covered here and there, but it's been remarkably de-politicized, put neatly into a "natural disaster" genre of coverage. https://t.co/9VIPzmJN3b

[MJ @Morticat]

Nancy Drew
On vacation
A regular person
A jealous love interest

[Cedar Park Library @CedarParkPubLib]

Your murder mystery as a thread!
*Detective: Color you’re currently wearing
*Setting: Season you were born in
*Victim: Battery %
*Who did it: First letter of your first name
#WithCPPL

[MJ @Morticat]

@battlementwalls Congrats!! I’m so excited for you!

[MJ @Morticat]

@battlementwalls @hypercalcium Those are lovely and far more valuable 💕

[MJ @Morticat]

@peoplevsgnomes Caffeine is one I’ve been using off and on. Instead of a cocktail have a nice cup of black tea.

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Emmanuel and Princess must have teamed up while I was gone, I’m scared.

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

if you trot your unique way long enough, sometimes instead of bending to the timeline, the timeline has to bend to you. thank you @tornightfire @torbooks LOVE IS REAL

[Erik @Erik_Ettrich]

I witnessed a beautiful interaction today let me share it with you. My city had a naked bike ride today to bring awareness to more sustainable environmental practices. Along their ride they ran into a Freedom Convoy protest (Canada’s equivalent to MAGA). 1/5 #yeg

[MJ @Morticat]

@narthltop She is perfection.

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME SENTIENT LIBRARY CARD WHO SEEMS OTHERWORLDLY BUT IN REALITY IS JUST A NATURAL PART OF THE PRICELESS RESOURCES OUR LIBRARY SYSTEM PROVIDES out now amazon https://t.co/Lk6RtXcZPO or top tier patreon https://t.co/mls9h0LPvT

[MJ @Morticat]

@missdefying Hell yeah! Print that tweet, wrap that success and joy around you— you deserve it so fucking much. ❤️

[MJ @Morticat]

@RachelTheC I just… wow. Stop by my public facing workplace on a slow day and ask a few questions about my job? Sure.
Interrupt me AT HOME on a day off? Nah.

[Marine Biology Shitposts @MarineShitposts]

What you call a "possibility of being bitten" I call a "💕💕Wonderful Opportunity to Receive Sharp Kisses💕💕" IVE SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN THE ONLY DANGER OF SWIMMING WITH SHARKS IS THE DANGER OF FALLING DEEPLY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOUR CARTILAGINOUS SOULMATE

[MJ @Morticat]

@animeweedfart69 I am so sorry— I know how much you adored him and how well you cared for that perfect, handsome fellow. ❤️

[MJ @Morticat]

@animeweedfart69 I don’t think I’ve seen a happier expression on a cat. ❤️

[MJ @Morticat]

@peoplevsgnomes HMU if you need anything ❤️

[MJ @Morticat]

@RachelTheC I cannot believe satire exists in our current reality