Zug

illustrator/developer/above ground century egg

[Zug @zugzeke]

i am not anti masturbation but we need to be doing the work to be able to flick our beans solely once and thereby emit one small droplet of clear scentless liquid to the thoughts of god's love and our creative goals

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4 or 5 cardinals fighting in the yard like it's the western schism

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The older I get the less "the club" appeals to me and more the Shady Aftermath Body Improvement Facility where 50 does upside down crunches located somewhere possibly in the middle east appeals to me

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unc learns blender

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receiving updates, this may have have been reported too early

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Reports a lone and errant Mr. Bean has knocked over numerous White House catering materials. Sound described as "horrendously loud"

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we need alternative energy for sure the energy rn sucks

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fucked country...held completely hostage by our nonfunctional government and half of everybody has stockholm. the dems are also warmongers, no escape.

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Steamed Hams mentality blooming again

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i'm starting to find trump slightly less funny

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Furthermore, Mr. City readily admits to holding at least several of these bugs captive of his own volition after the bug incident

[Zug @zugzeke]

Of 10 million insects only 10000 interacted with Mr City, of that only he received only 1000 hugs showing only a maximum of 1000 bugs are actually expressing any true solidarity

[Zug @zugzeke]

You either die a kirk or live long enough to see yourself become the brandon

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Took too much psyllium husk and now I sound like David Hayter

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The war in Iran is over, we may now begin the conflict

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ok fine i'll try linux

[Zug @zugzeke]

people get so mad when they see these kinds of posts

[Zug @zugzeke]

There seem to be a lot of war crimes being committed by the war police which means people are probably going to pray to war god

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Our valiant department of war will deploy our warfare warfighters in the theater of war, warfully. we will not relent, we will not retreat we will not decant or deglaze or reheat

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What else is there to say...shameful country of compromised zio freaks.