Shelley Callahan

nurse, mom, knitter, yang metal rat, and crazy woman

[Shelley Callahan @morticiamom]

@notcapnamerica During the Carter administration all federal office buildings were set at 78, and they sealed the thermostats up in thick plastic boxes so the workers couldn’t change them. I know I can’t be the only federal drone that aimed their desk lamp at the box.

[Shelley Callahan @morticiamom]

@notcapnamerica Once. Then I realized she hadn’t changed, and it wasn’t just me. Never again.

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@RandyRainbow Shocked!

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@notcapnamerica I do that too, but it’s the post conversation rehashes that keep me up at night.

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@dieworkwear @Valen10Francois

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@ronsterd89 Ends and pieces bacon (it’s cheaper), onions, pepper and seasoned salt.

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@MrPitbull07 Not only is it money, it’s also makeshift brass knuckles. #girl math

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@DrNeilStone Man, they promised me I’d be dead before 2025. It’s going to be like the rapture, isn’t it?

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@cynmdmi @notcapnamerica Let’s not judge. Maybe they really needed the $50, and hooking isn’t paying anymore.

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@DrAkhilX I’ve had that sneeze. Out of nowhere, feels like your face flies off.

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@jeffreytucker I spent 8 weeks hospitalized with complications of chicken pox, so I’m not a fan.

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@notcapnamerica I was just relieved as my sister and all the other programmers who’d been working 60-80 hour weeks patching systems to stave off disaster were finally going to get some rest.

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@drabdulhameed07 While the classic bladder CA patient is a smoker not all are, and sometimes it gets missed for that reason.

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@DrNeilStone When I was a child, my brothers were diagnosed with autism, but I was not. It just wasn’t considered that girls could be autistic. I got the diagnosis at 65; before that I was just weird. I believe the change in diagnostic criteria, account for more than you think.

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@Doctors_GUILD With me they used dexamethosone and ondanseteon. I dreaded the dex almost as much as the chemo.

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@NoDMsPerfavore I like 4 because I love green, but 3 would be more satisfying to clean.

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@DrNeilStone

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@RickThomasII @washghost1 America: Putting the dumb in freedom. Do the zipper, everyone gets there faster.

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@Patriotmom717 @RonWyden According to the Portland Police Bureau (rather well known for their lack of liberality), ICE were the instigators of the violence against a small number of non-violent protesters.

[Shelley Callahan @morticiamom]

@notcapnamerica They let themselves be brainwashed. They believed because they wanted to.