Mortie Mortiesen

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[Mortie Mortiesen @mortiesen]

@BarstoolBigCat I’d just like you to know that in my Madden Dynasty, Mitch Trubisky won the 22-23 MVP award for the Patriots. You and @hen_ease coming together. Maybe next year in real life too?

[Mortie Mortiesen @mortiesen]

@BarstoolBigCat freshly 37 year old dad of 2 here. Listened to every ep of @PardonMyTake ever. Going to be in NYC for business. Care if I come by HQ and watch you guys record on Sunday night? I promise not to touch anything.

[Mortie Mortiesen @mortiesen]

@PMTsportsbiz 51-26 Cowboys over Eagles is a #Scorigami

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@DIRECTV I can hear the game but it stopped showing! I watched into the 3rd quarter? Wtf is this!? Fix it or I want my money back for Sunday Ticket!! @BarstoolBigCat please help!

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!

PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS MINNESOTA VIKINGS!

WIN THE PARLAY, MY BOOK, SHOUTOUT!

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN!

I’LL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 ET!
TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

#PITvsMIN

[Mortie Mortiesen @mortiesen]

@thegrant_ksu Grant, you sir are in fact a colossal pussy. Must suck knowing a bunch of backwoods red necks own Kstate every time they play.

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@GregSankey please just admit that you have the @SECOfficiating crew making sure Bama wins this game. It would make so much more sense than you and your team being this incompetent at hiring officials. It’s so bad. Do something. Stop ruining games in the best conference

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@hen_ease @PardonMyTake Let me get that promo code dog

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#CancelBusinessInsider everybody knows the rules!

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@SSN_MissState *Burks.

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Hey @BWalkerSEC Eat a fat Hog cock!

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@BarstoolBigCat I can’t stop betting on the Falcons and then calling myself an idiot when I lose. Incurable disease.

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@JonRothstein @CompassMediaNet What do you expect from the Hogs this season!

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@TBSNetwork please fix your app! Some of us want to watch baseball!

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@stoolbenchmob Arkansas’ recruiting class

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@EricPMusselman @CoachSamPittman @RazorbackFB @BarstoolBigCat how do you not love the shit out of this!?

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@HunterYurachek somebody should have told the concession people that there was a game being played today. Not a good look to run out of half the concession items before the first quarter is over. South end zone club seats are expensive for that to happen!!

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@grubmart @naturallight I just got a hangover from reading this tweet

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@ryanjreilly Check engine light is on

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@Billyhottakes @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter I’m making my kids watch history live!