james mortifee

Badger milker, part time toilet seat warmer and qualified chicken sexor.

[james mortifee @mortifee]

@OJessicaNigri I don't know if its just me, but jess... you look a little like lightning :)

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Want to win Fender 60th Anniversary Commemorative Stratocaster®? I just entered to win & you can too: http://t.co/u4v3lcvArL

[james mortifee @mortifee]

Today - Win a Freshman SONGOTSB Acoustic Guitar in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/vimfyp65g5 #ggcomp

[james mortifee @mortifee]

Today - Win a Taylor GS Mini Acoustic Guitar in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/tQYQaHJM9m #ggcomp

[james mortifee @mortifee]

Today - Win sE Reflexion Filter X in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/MxNdYReISI #ggcomp

[james mortifee @mortifee]

@DanNerdCubed when in Rome

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Today - Win a Limited Edition sE Electronics Magneto in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/lK2xB9FP1V #ggcomp

[james mortifee @mortifee]

@johnjoeotoole If you stay with the gas and help us next season you will be remembered with the greats!!

[james mortifee @mortifee]

odudag935003

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@DanNerdCubed please play this!!!!!
http://t.co/iQk3oEHu9I

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Day 1 - WIN a Merry Xmas Guitarist Gift in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/P6tUIOL8Ig #ggcomp1

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WIN a Fender Guitar in this #competition from @GuitarGuitarUK http://t.co/wIUyePrbhb #ggfen1

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@DanNerdCubed FTL and Hotline miami were in there too!!!

[Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ]

NASA wrote back to me.

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well the afterparty is fucked! why 1D? they have nothing to do with it and shouldnt they be wanking over pictures of themselves? #DoctorWho

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@DanNerdCubed @rustyrockets Russell Brand revolution!!!

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@jackwhitehall r u on buzzcocks jack?

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Just had a battle of wits with my ginger pussy.... he won. :I

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@Elklewis Reading :P

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@DanNerdCubed Is Lee Hardcastle any relation to you?