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any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. so let’s not make a big deal of it, alright?

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hello beautiful friends, we have missed you so much. we present to you, on this spookiest of days, a new chapter of #looselyballroom. it's time for BLACKPOOL WEEK — PART ONE https://t.co/0mFAomIJtb

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@erupton only sometimes, when there’s good enough food to tempt me from my slumber

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i feel like i need to actively blow the dust off the draft folder in my gdocs

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obsessed, obviously

[🌱Kai @worm_bliss]

Pro-tip! If your demon swipes the shirt you had set out for yourself for the day, dance with him! This doesn’t guarantee that you’ll get your shirt back, but your demon will love it :^) #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow

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@darcylindbergh moodboard

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happy “it’s strictly season a fucking gain”

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based, of course, on this https://t.co/jsMvfWGsAw

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“Why, Mister McDuck, I do believe you’re trying to seduce me.”
“Nothing could be further from the truth! After all, /trying/ implies I’ve not already succeeded.”

commissioned @naniiebim, who never fails to deliver, to help me share my OTP with the world. #goodomens #ducktales

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@leupagus oh this is absolutely BRILL

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@WaldosAkimbo HAVE DONE THIS SEVERAL TIMES AND THE FEAR IS SO POTENT

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@crowletto you’re so valid. indie is probably the best writer in this entire fandom, never a bum note, always pratchettian perfection

[Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein]

My final statement on the matter:

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@multiplebears

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

My cast list for any new Lord Of The Rings is also the cast list of Ted Lasso, a thread.

Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn.

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@kookaburrasoul this shirt is great, your face is great, you’re so cool 😍

[Gatito que tuitea cosas @GatitoJoseos]

It’s always like this

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@KatNoggin 😍

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@zerazukin it’s incredibly good is the thing about it

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@caffeinechic1 @pyracantha14 @_seekwill am already planning a Trent Crimm LB cameo because i cannot stop thinking about this fic tbh