mortimas

dumb blogger, owner of many many many different types of guns, conservative, kung-fu master,republican/libertarian (not decided) online love doctor,smoker

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@grantpaulsen @kcfyre35 I've known this guy for years. He's one of those right place right time guys. A couple years ago He was on a train that derailed and immediately organized a rescue .

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@FoxNews C.

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@EasyE_Coli @FoxNews Don't be so bitter during Schwanza season

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@not_onions @elonmusk See ya

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@Marcusgibson Maybe

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Global warming is a hoax. Proof.. its 7 degrees here,and dont call it climate change to fit your agenda, it was global warming untill 2008

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Hi. Haven't been on here since 2014. Anything new going on?

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Have not been here for a while but please retweet this for me? http://t.co/8SnYC9JWyY sister in law in bad wreck

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Have not been here for a while but please retweet this for me? http://t.co/8SnYC9JWyY sister in law in bad wreck

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"Nope, there is no i in team." -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle http://t.co/9mCCHTYR0A

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wtf happened to spring in missouri?

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#payingsurvey http://t.co/qOLzj1irP5

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so what is new?

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i'm back bitches

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never be a vendor at a hippie music fest.... hippies have no money .... but if i wanted i could have traded nachos for weed all weekend

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@brooksbayne damn, my last tweet to you sounded really dickish, was intended to only be slightly dickish... sorry :}

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@brooksbayne should be flattering, but if u need a posted credit for your "awesomely funny stuff" no problem.

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@Sky_Bluez whos there?

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i dont think i have been hacked, but apparantly i am following gaysexnearby , dont remeber pressing that one....