Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator”

Old Dominion Class of ‘87 | Endocrinologist |Peter Millar enthusiast | ΚΣ Alum | Proficient in excel | 2x PCP| 940 SAT Score| Nails.

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

U ain’t rippin shit lil bro 🤣 #noTip

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@ScrimboSaggins Lucky man scrimbo

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@OctaviousMcQ Please tell me this isnt pollo 😹 u fucked ya self

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

Ripping ass alone in an uber and making him crack the window is so elite. Yeah boss just bounced one of the seat 🤣🤣 #tf #expand

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@jerrickblumpkin Jerrick,

I’d be suprised if this didn’t land. A blind monkey could have seen that banger coming.

Godspeed,
MTB

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@RetiredRushTok Charlotte,

Bag. Beers. Bitches (u and 3 friends) tonight. See u soon sweet thang

Doc

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

My boy j drank this Ubers water thinking it was one of those freebies. Broski smacked it outta his hand 🤣

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

Like clock work #back @dickenmitt

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@Bradyapolog1st Shadeur?

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

Just had a lighter fucking EXPLODE on me while im smoking a bowl

Stay safe out their fellas 🫡 they tried to get me but they forget doc like a cat #9lives

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@ScrimboSaggins Dont do it to em scrimbo

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@FotchBurglar Thank god

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@OctaviousMcQ #geeb is electric

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@OctaviousMcQ Ocatvious,

Idk where u got ur phd, but real ball knowers know thats a #millergold

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

Big hot dog and Big hot dog buns are in fucking kahoots to raise both their margins.

Why the fuck do hotdogs come in 6s and buns come in 8s, u fucking scammers #shrink #bighotdog

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@biggeebman Ready for 10 more, sir.

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@shaboozeylover Why do these women act like they deserve another day for existing

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@RetiredRushTok Char,

Page me when you are back in miami. Ill show u and your girls a spectacular time.

Doc

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@fattttt___ @GrrrMondays10 Im crying 😭

[Dr. Mortimer T. Beauregard “Gator” @mortimerTBeaur]

@fattttt___ Yo jacksss im agreeing with u. Keep churning out posts with 3 likes. I saw one had 6! Good shit you fucking coward