Morty

Skater,Fishing,Xbox1,all around funny guy

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@Dranqa13 @TonyRome77 I mean if Lucy Liu disguised herself as a man and had a fake beard and put on a couple pounds taped her breast then sure why not? I think her biggest hurdle would be disguising her voice so its more of a man voice and also I dont know if she has the acting chops to pull it off

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@CallahanAutoCo @Cynical68181036 Went to see it today the theater was packed

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@Vintage_movies_ Does Phil laak no about this

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@JoeAllen1460182 @SusanHeadley19 @shkeela1278 Nah Trump he likes catching not receiving big mike screwed him not only did big Mike who's a man! Could and would be able to beat trump in a fight thats why trump just summits to him

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@BilliamBagpipes @SusanHeadley19 @shkeela1278 What does this have to do with Obama

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@cutiieepie6 Absolutely not an she was a porn star and ex prostitute

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@hicasamadim 15 kg

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@catturd2 Somebody from a diffrent country will speak up and say both are absolutely ridiculous and we the world are laughing at you

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@SantaDecides There was time in rome when civil unrest was getting rampant and corruption was at an all time high behind the scenes they would put in gladiator games to distract the ppl and it worked

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@BigDDan24 @GargoTongu @gravitt3274 @ClownWorld Just reading the back and forth and I gotta say kingdom come you sound like an idiot the other guy kinda has you pinned correctly and your playing right into like a monkey being led by a banana 🍌

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@BigDDan24 @gravitt3274 @ClownWorld Man why would you risk it and ruin your day just because a poor person is jealous it dosnt make sense

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@gravitt3274 @ClownWorld Yea the guy in the car made the right choice why put yourself at risk because a poor is jealous. Just continue living your obviously better life and he will continue being jealous and poor win win

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@ClownWorld Jealously is crazy

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@colossus35266 @thedogspolitics @marknorm Its disrespectful the white house should represent leadership and being united not fighting the entire front row is on the epstine list his son got caught red handed trying to bet on what he was hoping was a fixed fight you got a guy calling a former first lady a man classless

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@sweetcarolinatv @marknorm Why cant both be ridiculous 🙄 they were both classless the US is so set on which side is worse to realize that they are both garbage and you'll never fix your country until you can wake up and put a competent person in office instead of these feuding grumpy old men they bothpedo

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@BadAndy167 I thought it was well documented that she was a prostitute

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@0TulsiGabbard2 She's. An immigrant that looks like a Trans man

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@MattWallace888 Melania has man hands she looks lile a trams man

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@BoLoudon She looks lile a skinny Bruce Jenner

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@duhBillionaire @Grummz What does this have todo with what he said