Drew P. Balz

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

[j3ffrey @j3effrey]

why does the PGA never show Wesley Bryan

[jp @excesstential]

you should not leave your newlywed wife to embark on a dangerous journey to finalize the sale of an abandoned manor to a suspiciously eager transylvanian noble

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

>nuclear reactor heats up water
>water spins a turbine to create electricity
>i use that electricity to power my microwave
>use the microwave to heat up water

[🚨 @TexansSavedMe]

The ball

[Tom Downey @WhatGoingDowney]

"Dad, what happened after Dez Caught It and they went to commercial?"

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

Having Alvin Kamara (known for his impact as a receiver) as the RB for a Derek Carr (addicted to checkdowns) offense is like dropping a pack of cigs off on a smoker’s bedside table every morning.

Even if he wanted to quit, he has no shot. It’s over as soon as the day begins.

[Nuclear Hazelnut 👷🏻‍♀️ @NuclearHazelnut]

To put it into perspective ✍️

Solar panels & wind turbines have the highest material throughput of any energy source. Meaning that they have the highest material requirement compare to other energy sources.

To have solar panels & wind turbines, we need to mine more resources, refine & manufacture MORE, compared to other energy sources.

So, what energy source requires the less materials, takes up less space, & produces energy 24/7?
Yes, NUCLEAR! ⚛️

[Drew P. Balz @mortkus]

@joshhart go bowling !! 🎳 🎳

[Drew P. Balz @mortkus]

@JeremyLayt0n Darnell Mooney is that guy, fields is ass 💯

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I’ve processed everything I need to and its official….I’m betting 20k with @MeekMill and 20k on the money line…that’s a total of 40k! Betting on my Cowboys! We gonna be smoking on that Eagles pack…..see y’all in Philly! ‼️🔥🔥🔥

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

Dak Prescott watching Cooper Rush go 3-0 as a starting QB:

[Jagger May @JagSays]

Darnell Mooney to Fantasy Managers every week:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

On the way to golf On the way home

[Justin Ugonna @JustinUg_]

⭒ you’re a tiktoker and you have to record “a day in my life”

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Dudes in the gym be like “Has anyone seen my Wilson evolution?”

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

god i wish that was me

[Drew P. Balz @mortkus]

@mhlommen unfollowed

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Newly declassified videos show for the first time the botched U.S. drone strike in Kabul that killed 10 Afghan civilians. https://t.co/CM7eyge0IS

[Drew P. Balz @mortkus]

@eachsit @westcoastbill if you're really concerned about your cyber security, a cold wallet (one not connected to the internet) is definitely the safest bet.