Ade Morton

Beer, always beer.. There's your half !

Long ball throw-in specialist.
Unofficial World Record Peach stone spitting champion.

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@JeremyVineOn5
No wonder nobody wants to sing your football sweepstake opus..
.. Its shite 😁

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@JBrvis381 At any one time?
Difficult to say.. I can't clearly see the dots next to the word 'See' when focused on 'geniuses'

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@loosewomen
Storm:
Ruth, the majority of people in the UK don't live in London or South East England ..So No, you won't be the only person not to be woken by a Storm 🤷🤔😡

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Your new hairdresser

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@TerAustralis @travelingflying I definitely British 🤷

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Why do Gay people always seek to find innuendo in everything?
Personally I find it amusing;
but is it acceptable to have this stereotype written for TV programmes in 2026?
@JeremyVineOn5

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@JeremyVineOn5 @bbcsport
Boxing: Why does it always seem & sound like a good thing to be announced as a multiple times champion.
Surely this only means that unless at different weight divisions, the boxer has lost bouts = not as good on paper as someone who hasn't lost a fight?🤷

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@messedupfoods Do you not not get paid to do your job by your employers?.. Genuine question... in the UK servers normally get paid a decent salary or hourly rate.
Normally only exceptional service warrants a big tip.

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@GMB
@ edballs @susannareid100
Ed, whenever discussing parliament, you always call it 'Westminister' with the extra 'i'..
Why do you do that?
Surely it's got nothing to do with your stammer??
(Childish,🤷👍)

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@AzatAlsalim Awe what a bummer for her.
She's going to have to go through all that again now🙁

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@AntiWokeMemes I need socks.
Can't stand stinky, sweaty feet.
Plus, he looks a twat.

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@otokyo A silver or stainless steel cloche...
Bonus points for a stylish delivery !

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@JeremyVineOn5
Too many people from Scotland phone in.
I can't understand a fucking word!

Think DEI ... Too many Jocks!!

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@sophielouisecc Yeah but if you put shampoo in everyone's eyes, you could temporarily blind them all and rob them blind (pun intended)🙂

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@realMaalouf But can't wait at the same time??🤷🤷??

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@MikeDome_ @PatrickChristys No.. You sound racist to me MikeD !!
People said he was Somali.. Now Sudanese.🤔🤷
What have you got against the Sudanese that you hate so much?

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Handy Tip, @JeremyVineOn5,
Don't frequent a pub full of medical students.
You might get a late lock-in
(that you discussed on your show earlier)
However, you'll never win the pub quiz or quickly nip to the toilet with them all taking 20mins practicing their hand washing routine!

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@Neccccy Are you looking forward to receiving you free designer specs and suits?

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@realMaalouf No... Ban all face coverings that aren't required for H&S

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@AileenBart60380 We've just had a weekend- probably doesn't fit his busy golf schedule..
Today, I suspect the priority will be securing his retained company car (6months/year(?)) and shuffling his pension policies + severance pay lump sums etc🤷