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Got to be one of the worst games of football I’ve ever seen at a World Cup. Kick them both out #RSACAN

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@Lindt Your advert is fucking annoying.

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@Morrisons are an absolute joke today in Sidcup. Would still bewaiting for my order to arrive for my 7.30 collection. Credit to the store staff for doing their best but you've let them and your customers down. Decided to cancel and pick everything up in @marksandspencer instead

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@TGelfling @stevierodger @ZipcarUK 0333 240 9000 - I've been on hold for a long time so far

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#PrinceMike

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@IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport any chance we can get some staff working on returns in Tottenham? Absolute joke

[Howard Mannella @hmannella]

People fleeing #LondonBridge but the bloke on the right isn't spilling a drop. God Bless the Brits!

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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@MossBros top customer service from Franklyn in the Bromley store today.

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@sainsburys poor signage on your Greenwich branch closure. Heading to @asda instead.

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Check out this cool episode: https://t.co/d9bFimE8N9

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41 Baffling Moments in Otherwise Great Movies - Look, ... http://t.co/wBGSDyNqte

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@PaulsStag2014

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@PaulsStag2014 geezers!

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@2010LeeHurst What if your phone is nicked?

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#houston we have a problem

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@nfl myself and the 9 highest bidders

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Schindler's lifts #mundanefilms

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Lawrence of Albania #mundanefilms

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The visible man #mundanefilms