evil_morty

Trader.

A wanderer in the world of knowledge.

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

@Noble_Pleb @FourthArchetype Mans just hated ngulusumus 😂

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

Men are inherently animalistic, capable of things that, left unchecked, would plunge the world into chaos. Marriage is the one thing that keeps that nature in check. That quiet institution,is the one that tempers this nature and holds chaos at bay.

[KenyaOSINT 🇰🇪 @StratCorpGlobal]

NIS cheddar 💸 backed by KDF- US axis

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

No winning in life man but what I totally agree with is I’d rather be stressed with money.

Wouldn’t wish to go back to the one to two meals a day era with only 10 bob sms

[Charlie Robertson @CharlieTTEcon]

$16bn reasons why Kenya currency stability will be with us for a while

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

@TheTsarCule io donut burger yao huwa wanalazimishwa ku-upsell 😂 juu its trash.

[Carpe Omnia @TheTsarCule]

People genuinely believe that the Dangote refinery, and the Lamu Coal plant situation are the same. They are not the same. It will be significantly harder to get the refinery permanently stopped in court this time round.

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

Speedy trial uku kwetu ni theory tu. A 2019 case btw.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Former KDF officer Major Peter Mugure gets life sentence for the 2019 murder of his wife and two children

[PRDTA @EGX67891]

"He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world.”

[Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD @Maina_Poultry]

All that is done in darkness shall come to light, the evil will always out themselves with their own lips.
Luke 8:17
Luke 12: 2-3
Numbers 32:23
Ecclesiastes 10:12–13

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

@TheTsarCule i ain't ever seen a coloured OB too.

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

Kenya Meat Commission's net loss doubled to Sh410 million this year.

The Auditor-General says its survival is now in doubt.

Its biggest clients — other government agencies — owe it unpaid bills.

One arm of government is dying because another arm won't pay what it owes.

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

Haha.

[Matt @stealth_riot]

His girlfriend who what

[Underwood Dem 🇺🇸🚣🏻 @Undercrat]

The way his eyes light up every time he talks about crack makes me want to try a little crack.

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

Growing up, you would read of how the cia would infiltrate and murder leaders of 'environmentalist groups'. Now you realize they were engaged in dumb shit like this and deserved it. NIS should have a counter commie division.

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

@CopShakurkihara Na OCS rank yake ni chief inspector si inspector.

[evil_morty @morty_evil137]

I'm seeing counterfeit cigarettes is a multi-million venture. Kenyan consumer anakapitia ajab.

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜-𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗭𝗘𝗦 𝟭𝟯,𝟮𝟬𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗟 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗞𝗔

An intelligence-led operation in Umoja, Thika West Sub-County, by a multi-agency team has led to the seizure of 13,200 litres of ethanol, thousands of packets of suspected counterfeit cigarettes and the arrest of seven suspects.

The operation focused on a compound thought to be used for storing and distributing illegal goods.

During the raid, officers found 66 drums, each holding 200 litres, filled with ethanol.

The team also discovered 17,640 packets of suspected counterfeit Pall Mall cigarettes cleverly hidden beneath various animal hides inside one of the lorries at the site.

The operation also led to the impounding of two lorries believed to have transported the illegal consignment.

All recovered items have been secured as exhibits as investigations continue to determine the full scope of the criminal network involved.

The seven suspects arrested, Isaack Muthee, Lenkai Olemelei, Simon Ndung’u, Paul Mwangi, Stephen Mbugua, Julius Mutuku, and Nicolete Lodway, are in police custody awaiting processing and arraignment.

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations remains focused in breaking down illegal trade networks that threaten public health, support organised crime, undermine legitimate businesses, and deprive the country of vital revenue.

#FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

𝗗𝗖𝗜 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗙𝗚𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗢 𝗨.𝗦. 𝗧𝗢 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗦

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI), through its Anti-Narcotics Unit (ANU), has successfully extradited Afghan national Abdul Zahir Qadeer, also known as Haji Abdul Zahir, to face charges in the United States relating to an alleged narcotics importation conspiracy and related firearms offences.

The extradition, effected on July 9, 2026, followed the conclusion of extradition proceedings before Kenyan courts and marked the culmination of close cooperation between the DCI, the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP), the Judiciary, the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and INTERPOL.

According to the extradition request, the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York issued a warrant of arrest against Qadeer on March 25, 2025, in connection with charges of narcotics importation conspiracy and possession of machine guns and destructive devices. An INTERPOL Red Notice was subsequently issued to facilitate his arrest and surrender to the United States.

Acting on the Red Notice and the U.S. arrest warrant, detectives mounted a coordinated operation that led to Qadeer's arrest in Nairobi on April 15, 2025, shortly after his arrival from Kabul, Afghanistan.

Following his arrest, the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions instituted extradition proceedings before the Milimani Law Courts. The court granted custodial orders pending determination of the application and, upon conclusion of the proceedings, authorised his extradition to the United States in accordance with Kenyan law.

On Thursday, July 9, 2026, ANU detectives collected Qadeer from Industrial Area Prison and escorted him to Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA). There, he was formally handed over to officials from the United States Drug Enforcement Administration before departing to the United States.

This extradition underscores the enduring partnership between Kenyan and United States law enforcement agencies in combating transnational organised crime. It also reaffirms Kenya's commitment to upholding the rule of law, honouring its international legal obligations, and ensuring that persons sought for serious criminal offences are subjected to due process through established judicial mechanisms.

[Carpe Omnia @TheTsarCule]

@elvisjonyo I don't know why guys try these types of crimes in Nairobi. The FBI and their alphabet friends are very present in this city and country.