Mortimer “Morty” Banks

MTSU alumni 81’, Riverdale Class of 77’, 76’ TN football state champ, Single and ready to mingle, Location: Middle Tennessee, Sex: not as often

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Storming the field vs Western Michigan is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

#LANK #NUKE

[Hugh Janus MBA @HughJanus1960]

Today reminded me that we are 1 week closer to seeing PAT MCAFEE standing on a chair with his shirt off😂🙏🙌😂😂 1 week closer to seeing Kirk and his dog PETER😂🐶 (I LOVE that little pup❤️) goodness I can’t wait for College Gameday’s intro rewritten by Jelly Roll🙏😂🎶🔥

[Hugh Janus MBA @HughJanus1960]

Today reminded me that we are 1 week closer to seeing PAT MCAFEE standing on a chair with his shirt off😂🙏🙌😂😂 1 week closer to seeing Kirk and his dog PETER😂🐶 (I LOVE that little pup❤️) goodness I can’t wait for College Gameday’s intro rewritten by Jelly Roll🙏😂🎶🔥

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

Fuck @MinnerKaden

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

I’ve heard about this tmz murfreesboro and espn murfreesboro. Is there a way we can get on this so we can be hip with the youngsters? Take care, bye bye @skypick_theman

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

Nothing better to start my Saturday then drinking in the driveway and watching this Georgia vs Mississippi st game. Might holler at the broads passing by if I get a few more in me! 😂Take care, bye bye

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Rest in Peace Kyle Busch

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

Rest in peace to David Allan coe, I remember the good ole days when the guys would listen to him while we went fishing. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve drank with @CherylUnderw00d listening to his music. Anyways, rest in peace, thanks, yall take care, bye bye.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

Sorry for the late post, just wanted to congratulate my nephew Samuel Reed Robinson @SamRobinson2747 getting the save for the Warren county pioneers against whitwell the other night. He is working very hard to pursue his dream of being a submarine pitcher at Roane state.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@BadboyRichard73 Did anyone just hear the outrageous shit that just came out of the girl with the dotted shirts mouth? I’m utterly disgusted. Thanks, take care, bye bye.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@BadboyRichard73 @CherylUnderw00d who wants to go hit up the local diner, Also Cheryl don’t forget to bring the syrup😉😉#threesome

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@BadboyRichard73 can you come over here, this bitch in a yellow shirt thinks the world revolves around her, take care, bye bye.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@CherylUnderw00d @BadboyRichard73 @SiegelBarstool @Barstool_Vale I’ll bring some darts to pass time!! If you’re still in to dip I have some of that too. Packing a hog of mulch as we speak. Is your grandson playing today? Thanks, take care, bye bye

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@BadboyRichard73 @SiegelBarstool @Barstool_Vale @CherylUnderw00d Ah cheryl, haven’t seen that lady in a while, I remember when we ran the California car wash on her back in 89’🤣🤣, good times lol. Thanks, take care, bye bye.

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

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[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

Spent my Sunday drinking in the driveway and watching low country D videos #wanghaf

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@Vol_Hoops I mean we are fucking horrible

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@Vol_Hoops Yall are actually fucking terrible🤣🤣🤣

[Mortimer “Morty” Banks @mortydestroyer2]

@maxgilbs7 Transfer bro please