rick & morty script

Tweeting every line in Rick and Morty 🚀✨🌏 Currently: Waiting for Season 4. Created by @skyierwhite.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

See you for Season 4 in, like, a really long time! I might even have a big white Santa Claus beard and… and… and a… and a couple of grandkids and all that kind of stuff. See you… See you then!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Ooh-wee! What a season! Sorry I never showed up, but I got married. I had a baby. I went back to school and got my G-E-E-E-D. What did you do while you were waiting? Hopefully you didn't just fuck around and waste your life. Ooh-wee!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

[Everyone laughs.]

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

It's not like Rick would tell us.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Eschewed? You've never used that word. Maybe you are a clone!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Dad, you can't talk to Jerry that way anymore. We're a real family now. In many ways, things will be like season 1, but more streamlined. Now Jerry and I are happily married parents, and the idea that I was motivated by a fear of you leaving can be eschewed.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Here's your [Rick burps.] stupid hat, dipshit.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Stop it.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

I'm hoping to get a piece of your sugar chicken later.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

I love Panda E! Thanks, Mom!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

That's kind of the only thing they have.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Did you get sugar chicken?

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Kids, dinner! I got Panda Express!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Sounds good to me.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

I'm fly-fishing Rick. You can distinguish me from the Rick that you had a falling-out with by my fly-fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat. I hope I can be of service if, uh, you ever find the planet to be in danger. Friends?

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Hi, Mr. President. I'm Rick Sanchez, but not the one that did this. We Ricks travel the infinite and switch places with each other like hermit crabs, I think.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

I don't think you've ever understood what "Secretary of the Interior" means!

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

There's still some rubble over there.

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

Because of the fart?

[rick & morty script @mortyscript]

There's infinite time lines, Morty. Why would I stay in the one where I trashed the White House, became an enemy of America and the lowest-status character in my idiot family?