Morty Seinfeld

BTBAGFFIL

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Showed up to class with a dead computer

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@thunderbearzz If (when) I don’t get butt tonight, it’s cause Target didn’t have the ECRA old spice

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@silversurfer019 Really?

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@DevinMesoraco12 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Happy congress day to all that celebrate 🎉

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@silversurfer019 Bra come on 🤣🤣🤣

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@sheluv_Ferb FGTS

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Yo @sheluv_Ferb wanna go get one at Mikey’s

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@s1lverrsurfer

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Nothing pisses me off more than chipotle workers squeezing you on portions. That shit ain’t coming out of your pay check retard 😂

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@fitted2tuff Yes fucking sir Billy, Sox in 2 #yamotha

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Relax Pal

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@dysonthevaccum Almost like I’m sitting 20 feet away from you 😂

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Barry’s Bagel:

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Gotta enjoy every minute of life man

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@xwobaenjoyer Akron Ohio looks beautiful

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Finally back in gods country (Columbus Ohio)

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@sheluv_Ferb Can’t put down the bottle