Thomas Morton

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@weetabix quick one, why the fuk have you not re-designed your packaging I remember getting pissed off in 2002 because it’s impossible to get them out without getting bits on ever surface within 3m, to this day I still get pissed off. It’s 2019 ffs

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@seetickets how do I contact you regarding a purchase I made but I don’t have a reference number or email?? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ no live chat or phone number?? I’ve used my email to check my orders and the relevant order isn’t showing. The money has left my bank account!

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@natesmithbih Go on @owensdom

[Mirfield Town FC @MirfieldTownFC]

Message from the gaffa

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@a_wilson82 6 darts at 89 what a tool

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@a_wilson82 Barney army Barney army 😂😂

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@a_wilson82 Poor that double 18 fuked him then ✊���💦 £5 says MVG will come out and win last set 3 nil

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@a_wilson82 Would! Classic. No chance now he could of been 3-0 up, shite 🎯🎯🎯

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

Barney Barney Barney #darts

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@davashasq #womped what a word 😂😂

[David Haye @davidhaye]

😂 it'll be a quick one so get it in early https://t.co/SFVTHYyKgZ

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

Games gone soft, fuk all wrong with that tackle #shelvey

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

Traore 🔥🔥

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

Ready to destroy a chinky #kowloon

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

I could genuinely eat porridge until it came out my ears #breakfast&supper

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

I have tomato sauce on everrrrrything me

[Free Super Tips @FootySuperTips]

Squad goals ⚽️✊🏼

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

Glad tiers shut it was a bag of shit.

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

If you hate Man u stand up if you Man u stand up

[Thomas Morton @mortythomas]

@TobyWalsworth mate I've been on holiday since, dad bod is back 😂