Morumbe Tabby

Animal lover 😎|
Very affectionate|
Christian|
Administrator/Tech|

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[Kutalang'i @ClowersShemaiah]

A KSL oral scenario where you have to advise a client whose house has been burnt down by an explosion of fire😂.
Me:

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Shida nakuanga nayo ni hata nikue na 369 shillings in my Mpesa hua najiambia 4.5 million for a Mercedes is manageable. The universe must cater to my delusions.

[valentine @valawakened]

my love language is throwing my leg over yours the second we’re sitting together.

[Fidi @iam_Fidi]

Mapenzi inanipeleka vizuri kama unauza guitar Dm

[Oché @TweetsbyOche]

Oh to be disgustingly articulate! 💜

[Moh @theyluvmoh]

Uko free lini twende kwa AG?

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Also notice it is always the men cooking.

Hapa hivi karibu mwanaume akufe juzi juu hakupikiwa ugali.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Why tf do I keep convincing myself I can get ready in 15 minutes when I’ve repeatedly proven that I can’t

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Father hii yangu si confession, nataka uniwekee wine kidogo nitoe lock please

[Xylo @Muthurii1]

Tuliona wewe utalewa zote tukaekea bibi

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

what if the man doesn't want an abortion?"

Is the man pregnant??

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[wamz @wamspov]

i would lay low for a while

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my version of flirting is banter cause I need to see if you’re intellectually attractive.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

This is similar to when a person tells me iam the strongest person they know😂👎🏽

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I even hate it when they assume I have money.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

The sexiest thing a man can do is be darkskinned🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Rèxy🍒 @rexystev]

The Bouncing castle is for kids only
Me:

[kkmwamburi @kkmwamburi]

Your food of thought has left everyone hungry.