Morven Smith

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

@fesshole Why?

[Claudia Koerner @ClaudiaKoerner]

well.... in case you missed Will Smith smacking Chris Rock

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

I don't understand people who put filters on their kids pictures

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

I should get some sort of an award for the amount of sick I catch in my hand and my lightening quick reaction

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

How can a nice wee family day away turn into a nightmare 😪😅

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Elias is going through a phase of 'helping' by putting every item of clothing in the washing basket.
Got Ezra clean pjs out and he was running around sayin he couldn't find them, I told him to go look in washing basket 😅 sure enough that's where they were lol

[beth @beefhope]

me for the next 6 weeks #maskedsingeruk #maskedsinger

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

It's weird going to Inverclyde hospital and not being pregnant 😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

I don't actually know when it's an acceptable time to take the kids trick or treating! Is now too early 😅

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Tried to push having a favourite soft toy they would carry everywhere on my boys but didn't work, Elias' favourite toy he takes everywhere is a small, plastic duck bath toy

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

My boy is in p.1 tomorrow and I'm feeling very emotional about it 😢

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Elias stole one of my marshmallows once and now he's like a mad man when he sees I have them! Literally tries to steal them out of my mouth 😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Ezra: "you can go home now and take your family with you"
To his grandparents and uncle 😂😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

I can't even look at Elias' baby socks! The size of them makes me so emotional 😢

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Took the day off work tomorrow cos I thought Ezra was off , turns out he's not and he's going mental cos I'm off and he's not now 😂😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

The other night I was in the loo when Ezra woke up and he thought I had sat in the toilet all night waiting for him to get up 🤣😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

@gregorjs 😅 laughing at this memory

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

@gregorjs 'Spicy demon ' 😂😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Ezra asked for a biscuit so I gave him one then asked me if I wanted one.
I said no I was ok thanks, and he asked me why? What's wrong with you? 😅😅

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Ezra: daddy! Something bad is happening to mummy!
Paul: oh no what's happened?
Ezra: shes getting old
😂

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Ezra: If you dont buy me a present I'm not getting you a present
Me: Well I'm not getting you a present
Ezra: You're not getting a present either then

😂 guess that's my mothers day sorted then

[Morven Smith @morvenrs]

Me:What should I get nanny for mothers day?
Ezra:What's mothers day?
Me:A day you buy a present for your mum,you can buy me a present if you want
Ezra:You can buy a present for your boy if you want
Me:It's mothers day not wee boys day