karma ♨️

nothing serious, just writing memes all day long

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

mfs get with your ex and swear you beefin, nah bruh it’s your turn to get traumatized

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

I’m lowkey scared of people that hate people who make a lot of money….

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Not bad as a solo operator … We are in the greatest time to be alive and make money, there is so much money out there to be made if you dare to put in the work

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

No one:

ApplePay: Remember when you spent $42 on dinner 2 hours ago

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Who said Android users were broke 🐢

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

@thisguyranks @elonmusk Seems like GoDaddy can help

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Nobody talks about how fitness is basically a part-time laundry program.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Body positivity was meant for people with permanent disabilities/disfigurements not fat people

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

I watched niggas laugh at somebody’s dream for 5 years straight then ask for backstage passes when it finally worked. life crazy.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

If you’re feeling anxious and depressed just remember, you’re also poor. 🫂

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

One of the emotional boundaries I’ve set on myself is that I will never worry about an adult more than they worry about themselves.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

It's either the developer is bored or the payment is made for each update 😂😂😂😂😂

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

People being Jealous of you is NOT a flex you are literally in DANGER

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

People will warn you about a depreciating car but nobody warns you about a depreciating life.

buy the car. wear the watch. enjoy your life

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Being a people pleaser as a young person, I can totally understand.

But as a full blown adult? Please... nobody will beat you.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Gym getting empty. Love to see yall giving up on yourself.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Date someone in your sense of humor range. Imagine your partner being mad because you’re happy 😂😂😂

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

I’ve officially made enough money in life to afford all glass meal prep containers… I will no longer speak to the peasants who continue to yield plastic tupperware in their cabinets…

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader. 🤣🤣

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

Label your ex's house locatior on Google Maps as a U.S. base and tag Iran. God bless.

[karma ♨️ @morysonn]

I just told someone on LinkedIn to "SYDAU."

So satisfying.