Samriddhi

Ajay/Atul

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Jab lalbagh ka raja outfit repeat nai karta toh me kyu karu

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woke up from a hibernation nap

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To the recruiter who's gonna be reading this, prove me wrong

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I just know that my twitter handle is gonna be an अड़थल in my career

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vampires suck blood, so does this annoying bitch in my class

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"how far will you go for love" bhai me apne bed se utar jau toh bhi bohot hai

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Who's vastu shanti🤨 and why does my dad want them🤨🤨🤨

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I can tell someone didn't get kaan ke neeche do chamat in 5th grade

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madarchod

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gonna introduce the concept of cringe to my kids before abc's

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funny how teachers in primary school called me talkative and now im doing a communication course

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@shreyash_inc

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When it's too sunny outside so I gotta change my religion to Islam

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@shreyash_inc oho

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Bitches be named RUSHali and show up late every time

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Who's gonna tell the security lady at dmart that the seal tag isn't gonna stop me from shoplifting

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I just wanna shop dryfruits for my husband

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ek toh tu ugly upar se annoying bhi like bitch PICK 1

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"There's plenty of fish in the sea"
ok then y this machhi wali only giving me दोनशे ला चार bombil per वाटा

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I'd let him operate on me without any anaesthesia

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I'd rather have my body chopped and sautéd with kashmiri laal mirch powder than having actual responsibilities