The craziest detail in this is that the zombie infestation is limited to Britain.
The rest of us are apparently like “yeah that was pretty crazy what happened there. Anyway, the Giants should make the playoffs this year.”
I suspected it before, but now I'm sure of it - the Speed China visit is being curated by the government to show off China to young westerners. No regular tourist would just show up and have all these chance meetings and opportunities fall in their laps.