Jen Papadopoulos

Comic book & WWE nerd, occassional podcast guest, and stand-up comedy fan girl. K-i-c-k-a-s-s, that's the way we spell success.

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@RottenInDenmark Please review Influence - the reissue by Robert Cidini. I having to listen to a Freakonomics radio’s episode on it for school and I am avidly loathing every second.

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@Meatball_2112 @JSOPIO @wjxt4 Nothing confirmed yet. Been hearing choppers circling and police bullhorns for the last 2 hours but no information

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@JSOPIO @wjxt4 Any information on the active shooter in Windsor Falls condominiums?

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@MaxMittelman Legit our favorite character in the game so far.

[Helen James @Nenster]

Legend. #seanlock https://t.co/0KCocLU9sC

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

I’m devastated for his family today and sad for comedy that we have lost one of the very best.

Undisputed, undefeated, carrot in a box champion. I will miss him.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[BioWare @bioware]

"I suspect you have questions..." #TheDreadWolfRises

[UrbanDictionary @UnbanDictionary]

#Choping
The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia.
#UrbanDictionary

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

That’s a lovely planet you have there; it would be a shame if nothing happened to it and you had to continue living through this nightmare of madness.

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@SJSOPIO What is happening with the fires on the side of 95? Is it a controlled burn?

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

Had the most disappointing experience trying to find shoes for my toddler with fibular hemimelia @Nordstrom. Thought they prided themselves on customer service, was sadly mistaken and won’t be back.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@joelycett Is butter sufficient accoutrement for parsnips?

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@SenateMajLdr Sure blame the dems like your dumpster fire of a party has nothing to do with any of this. Do you still see your reflection when you look in a mirror, you soulless vampire.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Not leave the EU. https://t.co/lQ0SAZqyj4

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Christmassy things to do today:
Watch telly
Have a sleep
Overcook some veg
Have a big argument
Circle a car park for hours
Eat 20,000 calories
Lose scissors
Be cross in a supermarket
Feel rough
Get annoyed with a tree
Eat an orange
Cry
Buy stamps
Storm off
Be tired in a big shop

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@gdavies My husband is obsessed with your Salvador Dali painting on season 4 of Taskmaster. Our wedding anniversary is coming up is there anywhere I can find a print of it?

[Jen Papadopoulos @Moscadopoulos]

@katieloud PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH 👄 👄👄

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Papa john is a pathetic dipshit who'll die terrified and alone. This has nothing to do with politics. We're all fucked.

Enjoy arbys