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[gale @dissolvetoday]

buying oat milk here means finding whichever brand they’ve randomly made £1.50 that week instead of £2.30

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @moschinhoe]

just sold my bad bunny pit ticket for london at face value whoever bought it just got their good karma

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[med @sopekooky]

When I was younger and celebrities talked about Cher i genuinely thought they were referring to Cher Lloyd

[eli$ha @xvshoota]

the hardest part of my first year at uni wasn’t the course but surviving the shared kitchen

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

???

[Miaxi @Miaxi915]

insane goodwill pickup

[💋🪩 @mustachrryfan]

why is the meningitis outbreak scaring the shite out of me

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Been pretending I’m unemployed on my one hour lunch

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

🚇The Tokyo Metro has customized one of its lines as Ditto, to promote the release of Pokémon Pokopia

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[miri @eggoslug]

im under pressure

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @moschinhoe]

@wealthsecret00 Yes