Moscone West

I'm a frikkin huge building.

[Moscone West @mosconewest]

Bastards! They have me completely surrounded now, wearing their black no-pockets-please-we're-Apple friggin' jackets #wwdc

[Moscone West @mosconewest]

The good news: that extra $300 #wwdc attendees paid this year was for the lunches. The bad news: a fancier box.

[Moscone West @mosconewest]

Look at the crap they're decorating me with this year: http://bit.ly/b22J6w. Some of this stuff is bigger even than Steve Jobs' balls. #wwdc

[Moscone West @mosconewest]

Christ. Those Apple freaks are here for #wwdc again. It's going to be an insufferable week—I can feel it in my girders.