lizochkin

this account exists for me and me only / she/her / 26

[lizochkin @moscow_muse]

update I am now good at parking

[lizochkin @moscow_muse]

I may not be good at parking but I am good at wearing short skirts

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Every square inch

[brett @AAAAAAGGHHHHH]

just developed film off a disposable camera from the zoo when I was 8 years old

[spencer 𓆟 coms closed @phi1odendron]

me and my brother grew up in florida but when we were kids, it snowed once. we collected a handfull of snow and put it in a jam jar and its been in the freezer ever since. heres what it looks like now:

[yoongiyoongi SAW HIP HOP PHILE & TOMORROW & 134340 @yoongisqrd]

I do believe Jin could run New York City. And now that I think about it actually… I also think Zohran could do Super Tuna

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

i can’t talk to my mom today (advanced Alzheimer’s) but she found a way to talk to me as usual

[HerodotusWave @HerodotusWave]

This is a German reliquary shaped like a three-legged fish from approximately 900-1350 CE.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

A lot of academics aren’t ready to hear this because it will hurt their precious little egos but:

Your students are apathetic about learning because you don’t integrate waterslides and waterparks. They don’t care about learning because they aren’t cascading down wet wet chutes

[k 🫐🍏 @petrovaIines]

the people yearn for a sequel

[mon⁷ @knjgIoss]

one thing about jungkook’s voice man….

[Cats with tongue out @CatsTongueOut]

Why did he chomp it like an apple

[kata @monelayback]

before giving you olymipic gold in singles they should check if you can do this

[chloé 🌙 @midorimoonlight]

OH MY GODDDSKAKSKSMM

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

For his birthday present I let him go BUCK on a roll of toilet paper. I’m such a good dad.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

[mao (´・ω・｀) @10velymini]

let's remind everyone that yuzu is doing 3h shows with full routines filled with quads back to back after not competing for years, speak to him very nicely

[am⁷ saw 134340 @vjungist]

This feels like lost media to me

[🐈‍⬛ @1644vms]

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TWIZZLES IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!